Joke of the day.
19 post(s),
8 voice(s)
Voices: jim123, syed2011, davidmartin414, shanewatson384, cooperherbert, merw, nicholas026, and chase56
| Jun 17, 2012 4:42am |
Lady to the doctor over the phone. |
| Jun 19, 2012 1:56am |
Father:“Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life. |
| Jun 21, 2012 12:05am |
PATIENT:-DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE. |
| Jun 22, 2012 7:24am |
Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. |
| Jun 25, 2012 9:01am |
Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Its simple Awesome ! Never heard of it before |
| Jun 26, 2012 12:30am |
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman. “What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.” The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger.” |
| Jun 28, 2012 4:42am |
Doctor: From the look of your eyes, it appears as if you are suffering from cataract and also jaundice. |
| Jul 2, 2012 8:08am |
A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. “Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?” asks the doctor. “Oh, no,” replies the nurse, “I gave him eight tablets every two hours!” At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. “Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?” “Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour,” replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. “Nurse,” asks the doctor, “did you prick his boil?” “OH MY GOODNESS!” replies the nurse. |
| Jul 9, 2012 1:57am |
Patient: You couldn’t treat my malaria disease, don’t I have cancer? |
| Jul 10, 2012 4:54am |
Nurse: Why are you sad today doctor? |
| Jul 11, 2012 2:47pm |
One day, Harry went to see his doctor and told him that he hadn’t been feeling at all well. The doctor examined Harry, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills. Looking at Harry he says, ‘Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another large glass of water.’ Startled to be put taking much medicine, the man stammered, ‘L………..L…….L………Lummee, Doc, exactly what is my problem?’ The doctor replied, ‘Harry, you’re not drinking enough water.’ |
| Jul 17, 2012 4:19am |
Teacher : Can Sunrises during night, ? |
| Jul 31, 2012 12:51am |
Good One Sayed. TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? |
| Sep 25, 2012 12:19am |
ha ha ha ha…………. |
| Nov 1, 2012 5:53am |
Really nice jokes…………. |
| Nov 29, 2012 12:09am |
that’s funny~ |
| Mar 29, 2013 2:07pm |
wow, i love these! going to use them over dinner tonight! |
| Apr 5, 2013 12:53am |
My joke is like this : Man went to gasoline Gasoline boy : Sir Welcome man: thank Gasoline boy : gas sir man : no softdrink please ,ob course gas Gasoline boy : check the tire sir? Man : Did i went here without a tire LOL why some people are like that.haha |
| Apr 6, 2013 3:10am |
Healthy jokes to read. Interesting |
